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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.    
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris has already found the cure for cancer, but he hasn’t used it because he’s to busy round-house kicking people in the face.    
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Chuck Norris has already found the cure for cancer, but he hasn’t used it because he’s to busy round-house kicking people in the face.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone’s touch screen is bullet proof.    
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone’s touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games……. ON A PS1    
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games……. ON A PS1
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.    
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Don’t like Chuck Norris? Well it’s been nice knowing you. Bye.    
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Don’t like Chuck Norris? Well it’s been nice knowing you. Bye.
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Chuck Norris can  drill for oil with a pogo stick.    
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Chuck Norris can drill for oil with a pogo stick.
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When Chuck Norris dies, his ribs will be used as the gates of heaven.    
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When Chuck Norris dies, his ribs will be used as the gates of heaven.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run, he didn’t swing the bat, he just scared the ball out of the park.    
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Chuck Norris hit a home run, he didn’t swing the bat, he just scared the ball out of the park.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the man is on the moon.    
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the man is on the moon.
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