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Chuck Norris is more animal than the zoo allows    
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Chuck Norris is more animal than the zoo allows
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Chuck Norris doesn’t have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.    
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Chuck Norris doesn’t have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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The party starts - and ends - when Chuck Norris arrives.    
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The party starts - and ends - when Chuck Norris arrives.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.    
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris is the Yin and the Yang    
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Chuck Norris is the Yin and the Yang
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When Chuck Norris plays Super Mario Bros., Princess Peach is in the first castle.    
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When Chuck Norris plays Super Mario Bros., Princess Peach is in the first castle.
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In the year 2016, the goverment will unleash a new supersoilder program called the “NORRIS” All soliders are given a droplet of Chuck Norris blood    
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In the year 2016, the goverment will unleash a new supersoilder program called the “NORRIS” All soliders are given a droplet of Chuck Norris blood
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Chuck Norris can turn burgers back into cows    
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Chuck Norris can turn burgers back into cows
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him    
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him
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