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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.    
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari    
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Rocks, broken glass and metal shards make a fine granola for Chuck Norris    
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Rocks, broken glass and metal shards make a fine granola for Chuck Norris
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Space is continiously expanding because other galaxies are running away from Chuck Norris.    
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Space is continiously expanding because other galaxies are running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses    
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses
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Hell has no meaning when Chuck Norris is in it. (Satan beware)    
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Hell has no meaning when Chuck Norris is in it. (Satan beware)
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Chuck Norris had only one encounter with Murphy’s Law.  He gave it a roundhouse kick.  Now the Law looks the other way, FOREVER.    
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Chuck Norris had only one encounter with Murphy’s Law. He gave it a roundhouse kick. Now the Law looks the other way, FOREVER.
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Too much of a good thing is Chuck Norris    
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Too much of a good thing is Chuck Norris
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Some people eat fruit by the yard, Chuck Norris eats fruit by the mile.    
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Some people eat fruit by the yard, Chuck Norris eats fruit by the mile.
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