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Chuck Norris found Waldo…and roundhouse kicked him off the page.    
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Chuck Norris found Waldo…and roundhouse kicked him off the page.
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Chuck Norris trained one man, he is now the HULK    
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Chuck Norris trained one man, he is now the HULK
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Chuck Norris never has a failure to communicate    
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Chuck Norris never has a failure to communicate
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Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with his reflection…..and he won 5 weeks later.    
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Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with his reflection…..and he won 5 weeks later.
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One time Chuck Norris went to a movie, and it watched him for 2 hours    
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One time Chuck Norris went to a movie, and it watched him for 2 hours
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Chuck Norris can swallow a rock, turn it into a diamond and trim it with his beard    
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Chuck Norris can swallow a rock, turn it into a diamond and trim it with his beard
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When Chuck Norris talks, EVERYBODY listens!    
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When Chuck Norris talks, EVERYBODY listens!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t move, the ground moves around him.    
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Chuck Norris doesn’t move, the ground moves around him.
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Chuck Norris plays catch with his feet.    
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Chuck Norris plays catch with his feet.
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Nothing can be said to be certain, except Norris and Taxes.    
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Nothing can be said to be certain, except Norris and Taxes.
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